Wow! The evening of 14 October 2022 certainly beat our expectations. Plenty of people came. Conversation flowed. The speeches were a hoot. There was more than enough to eat and drink — and a lot of laughter.
Yes, CRSC’s 90th anniversary dinner at Loks Bar & Kitchen in Shawlands was a wonderful gathering of kindred spirits — sharing a beautifully served meal and a welcome drink, enjoying each other’s relaxed company, and revelling in the wit of three highly entertaining speakers. The keynote was conviviality.
As a birthday celebration, a 90-year old steamer club can’t ask for more.
CRSC has a long history of birthday parties. Some of us are long enough in the tooth to remember them: the hardest to forget is the one where the guest speaker just went on and on, and on — till we were told to leave the room!
But our 90th — the one we have just had — will without doubt go down as the jolliest of all. Don’t get me wrong — it wasn’t the ‘singing and dancing’ kind of party. It was just a good old ‘social’, where you grab a drink, chat to people you know and don’t know, and sit back while dinner courses are rolled out and the speakers entertain. And then go home.
Our president, Robin Copland, is a born master of ceremonies — a man to whom the microphone is a friend, who radiates bonhomie, who takes care to recite the names of all who helped to organise the evening (including the excellent Loks staff) without it sounding overlong, and who keeps the proceedings flowing. Robin made particular mention of the professional seafarers (active and retired) who were at the party — Captain Dominic McCall, Captain Alex Morrison, Captain Murray Paterson, Chief Engineer Alex Forrest, Purser Walter Bowie, Chief Steward Aoife Charles.
Our coup de grâce was winning the support of Paul Semple as guest speaker. As if the general manager of Waverley Excursions Ltd — hot-foot from London after an exhausting south coast season — did not have enough on his plate… But Paul doesn’t seem to know the word ‘tired’. And (in a previous life) he wasn’t a successful teacher for nothing. Out came the visual aids — a Lego toy and a Weetabix box, no less — and a question: what did they have in common with our club? No, I didn’t know either, but it transpires they were all ‘born’ in 1932 — as was the turbine steamer Duchess of Hamilton, the Ayr excursion steamer that summer.
John Wood, our founder, came from Ayr; Paul grew up in Ayr — and first saw Waverley at Ayr, noticing on his schoolboy paper round that her two masts were angled differently to the vertical lights along the prom. Before we knew it, he was moving round our dining tables, microphone in hand, to circulate copies of the 1996 Waverley timetable and relate his introduction to CRSC that summer. We are, he said, ‘a very sociable club’.
That was nice to know (Paul himself is a member), but the praise did not stop there. He acknowledged the support we had given to the paddler’s boiler appeal, and the way we had remained true to our founding aims, while adapting to the challenges of the digital age and the pandemic. He also paid tribute to the paddler’s crew, who had ‘done Waverley proud. Operating a Clyde steamer is not for the faint-hearted. A ‘quiet’ day is a good day.’
He closed with a Toast — to the Clyde River Steamer Club’s 90th year, and ‘many more to come’. Whereupon everyone was upstanding.
Replying on behalf of the Club, and thanking Paul for his tribute, Stuart Craig recited the following limerick: There was a young teacher called Paul/Who taught chemistry best of all/He then joined the crew of a paddler he knew/And soon he was boss of them all. Well, Stuart may win no prizes for poetry, but he definitely deserves an award for a very funny speech in which he managed to find steamer/ferry-related puns for all the chemical elements, before making some equally hilarious allusions to CalMac food, Isle of Arran and Yard No. 801. Could it be that, somewhere along his career path, Stuart missed his calling as a stand-up comic?
Earlier, before the serving of the meal, the ‘formal’ part of the evening had begun with a notably dignified and moving Grace from Douglas Allan.
CRSC’s next event is on Wednesday 9 November, when we welcome Captain John Gillies, Raasay-born master of Hebridean Isles, as guest speaker at Jurys Inn.
See also: November 2012 — 80th Anniversary Dinner
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Photography and write-up by Andrew Clark. Published on 16 October 2022